October 2010
2 posts
daymares
sam: oh my god. kay you tried to kill me in my dream.
kay: that's. how. i. roll.
September 2010
1 post
1 tag
virus chats gone awry
sarah (virus): hi!
me: hi! how are you?
sarah (virus): i found this cool dating site! you should join!
me (suspicious): who are you?
sarah (virus): it's obviously me...
me: i don't believe you cyber sarah.
sarah (virus): well here, come join the dating site! and add me as a friend!
me (thinking): i'm bored.
end of conversation.
August 2010
4 posts
tv talk
kay & sam: bachelor pad!
kay & sam: hahahahahahaahahaahahaha...
sam: we don't even like that show..
kay: hahaha, i'm crying...
dinner talk
kay: can i eat?
sam: no, one meal per child.
July 2010
2 posts
theatre talk (part one)
*kay is texting on her phone, giggling.
mark: "are you talking to a girl or boy?"
kay: "both actually..."
sam: "hm, interesting. so a hermaphrodite."
kay: "ewwwwww..."
sam" "wow kay so mean."
kay: i'm gonna burn you.
*lights candle
sam: um, mom...
June 2010
5 posts
Crappy Gift Giving
Tricia: (laughing from previous jokes as per our conversation in the last five minutes)
Syd: hey, can you get me something exotic from peru?
Tricia: ok sure
Syd: but I want it to be like "whoooaaa that's strange! But so cool!"
Tricia: hahahahah ok, but I will be in the middle of the amazon and I don't think there'll be duty frees or souvenir huts nearby syd
Syd: then can you get me something likee...oh! Like a snake egg!
Tricia: a snake egg :/ ...... Hahahha ok where would I put it I can't get that through customs.
Syd: maybe if you put it in your butt
Tricia: ......................... You want me to put a snake egg in my butt (laughter ensues!!)
Sam: hahahahahahahahaahh whatt are you guys talking about?!
7am April 1st foolery
SIDENOTE: sydney is tricia's boyfriend.
tricia: i hate you
tricia: ....just kidding APRIL FOOLS!
sydney: i'm cheating on you
sydney: ...APRIL FOOLS!
tricia: i'm married
tricia: APRIL FOOLS
sydney: i have a love child
sydney: APRIL FOOLS
tricia: i..have..cancer.
tricia: ....................
sydney: I..have....a vagina on my back.
sydney: ..................
tricia: APRIL FOOLS!
sydney: ..................
tricia: i'm breaking up with you
tricia: ...............
sydney: i'm sorry! i'll CHANGE!
tricia: APRIL FOOLS!
sydney: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
church dialogue (part 3)
kay: you can't be that much darker.
*we compare our forearms.
kay: oooh wow...
*staring
kay: ...and i thought my wrist was big.
sam: what?
kay: hahaha, moms is half mine!
sam: so you're a liar... next thing you'll say, ."..and i thought my face was big"
*silence
sam: you don't get it, do you?
kay: uh, what? no i get it!
*looking at her confused
kay: no, i get it! the wrist and the face comparison...
sam: ...you might as well be the baby in the velour outfit.
1 tag
church dialogue (part 2)
sam: oh my goodness. look at that baby boy in a velour outfit.
kay: aw, look at his shoes. they're so tiny.
sam: i know! they're even tinier without his shoes.
kay: what?
sam: you know...the shoe adds to it.
kay: oh yea... what if our feet were this tiny?
sam: then we wouldn't be able to stand.
kay: hahaha, oh yea... but then our bodies would also be tiny.
sam: so... we would be tiny people.
kay: hahaha...
church dialogue (part 1)
sam: kay, can you dye my hair?
kay: do it yourself. you just have to do your roots.
sam: no, come on! please?
kay: N-O... NO.
sam: you sound so unsure of how to spell no...
kay: hahaha...n-o.
sam: hm...
May 2010
4 posts
trish: (thought) oh i got a comment, probably from sam
sam: (enters bedroom 5 mins later) HEY, did you read my comment?!
(while watching (90210)
sam: oh hey, who's that girl again?
trish: bruce willis' daughter
sam: ohh right right..yaa you're right
trish: I like her hair color
sam: what's her name again?..oh oh wait nvm, it's Shelly
trish: too bad it's RUMER.
both: hahahahahahahahahahhahaha etc....
sam: OH I GOT ONE!
tricia: what
sam: knock knock!
tricia: who's there?
sam: cinnamon
tricia: cinnamon who
sam: CIN-CIN-CINNAMON uh..and evil!
tricia: ..............................
sam: uh...k...sorry ...came out wrong. CIN-CINNN..CIN..
tricia: i'm definitely blogging that.