“MOM, WE’LL JUST BE AT COLES!”
(browsing through Coles)
tricia: *points to picture of an old man* HEY SAM i didn’t know you posed for this cover?
sam: ew yaaa oookkkkk atee, fine! lemme find you then!
tricia: *points to an old woman” AW SAM here you are!
sam: uuggghhhh
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tricia: *FINDS A BABY PHOTOGRAPHY BOOK*
tricia: oooo cuute! look at the baby on the cover ahahah so chubs (FIRST PHOTO)
sam: hahahahah you would
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tricia: omg look its baby k’naaan! (SECOND PHOTO)
sam: what the! omg! so cute!
__________________________________________ then….(THIRD PHOTO) sam: *confused ….haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha
tricia: OMG haahahahahah he…hahahahaha…looks…hahahahaha like a …..hahahah… PAINTER
sam: HAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA
sam: he’s a man baby!
*sidenote: no hate towards man-babies. the contrast just was so… evident.
