• sarah (virus): hi!
  • me: hi! how are you?
  • sarah (virus): i found this cool dating site! you should join!
  • me (suspicious): who are you?
  • sarah (virus): it's obviously me...
  • me: i don't believe you cyber sarah.
  • sarah (virus): well here, come join the dating site! and add me as a friend!
  • me (thinking): i'm bored.
  • end of conversation.